Why Worry

There are only two things to worry about:

Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about;
but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about;
either you will get well, or you will die.

If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about;
but if you die, there are two things to worry about;
either you will go to Heaven or Hell.

If you go to Heaven, then there is nothing to worry about;
but if you go to Hell, you will be so damn busy shaking hands
with friends, you don't have time to worry!